Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Woo-Hoo! I am the BIONIC BullDogge!
Well, whether it is dog-ficial...or just my dog-pinion, I am THE Bionic BullDogge of New Mexico!
And how did I come up with that dog-nalysis, you ask? Well...it's all because of my favorite surgeon, Dr. Peter Schwarz.
I just went back to the Doc to get my 2 week post-op checkup from my recent CCL surgery on my back leg! And he gave me a good report....WHEW!!!!! Don't want any more of this surgery stuff, ya know!
Now I just have to rest, recuperate and be good for the next 6-8 weeks...that means NO jumping, NO climbing, NO running......doggone it...those are all the FUN things for a pupparoo to do...besides EAT of course. And wouldn't ya know it....they even put me on a dog-diet! WoW.....now this is a tuff role for a 'meaty' dog...but I DO know that Dr. Schwarz of the Veterinary Emergency & Specialty Services of New Mexico is THE man...and he is taking grand care of me...so guess I'll just mind the doc for now.
But.....bein' the goofy kinda dog I am.....I'm takin' this new title all the way to the BANK! (well I can dream anyway, can't I?) And here we go...let's add this to my already fat resume......
Travelin' Jack....New Mexico's Bionic BullDogge extraordinaire! Ready to hit the road with all my great hardware keepin' my knees runnin' down the highway, reporting to you....on New Mexico pet adventures!
So...if you see a Big B after my name...and a T-shirt with a Big B on it....and maybe a big blobby blur of a dog with a Big D on his chest flying high up in the sky.....
...YOU'LL know that it is I---- "Travelin' Jack---BIONIC BullDogge-Man"----ready to take on my SUPERDOG role!
Watch Out! Here I come.....